Dear Santa, I Can Explain & Other Dear Santa Quotes and Excuses

Dear Santa, It Wasn’t My Fault. Really!

Christmas is coming. It’s time to get your excuses ready for Santa. What have you got to say for yourself?

Here are some Dear Santa ideas for you to consider. Whether you want cards and stamps or mouse pads or any of a dozen other things, you’ll find them all here. These are the best deals on Dear Santa stuff that you’re going to find and there are tons of items to choose from.

If you like the card to the left,
you can get him here from Zazzle:
Dear Santa, I Can Explain Christmas Card


Dear Santa Christmas Cards

Excuses, excuses. If you need one, there are plenty here. These fun “Dear Santa” cards have them all. You can plead no contest, blame your siblings or claim your were framed. Take your pick.

See more Dear Santa cards here:
Dear Santa Cards


Dear Santa Stamps

If you’re going to mail out one of the cards or mail your excuses to Santa, then you’re going to need a stamp. Here are some nice ones with more excuses.

See more Dear Santa stamps here:
Dear Santa Postage Stamps


Dear Santa Mouse Pads

Do people get in trouble on the computer? Nooooooo. That would never happen. But just in case you have done something you shouldn’t have, you should have one of these excuse mouse pads handy when you email Santa.

See more Dear Santa mouse pads here:
Dear Santa Mouse Pads


Dear Santa Mugs

Maybe a little coffee or cocoa would help you think up some good excuses. If not, there are some already printed on these handy mugs.

See more Dear Santa mugs here:
Dear Santa Mugs

Santa I Can Explain Funny MugsDear Santa, Define Good Coffee MugDear Santa Custom MugsDear Santa My Attorney Will Explain Coffee MugsDear Santa Any Chance Of Grading On A Curve? MugDear Santa Christmas Mug


Dear Santa Shopping Bags

Have your excuses handy while you’re out shopping. You may need to do some ‘splaining before you can get yourself whatever nice thing you had in mind for yourself for Christmas. Santa has to sign off even on Christmas gifts you give yourself. It’s true.

See more Dear Santa shopping bags here:
Dear Santa Shopping Bags


Dear Santa Ornaments

Put these up on your tree and Santa will be sure to see them when he visits on Christmas Eve.

See more Dear Santa Ornaments here:
Dear Santa Ornaments


A Few More Dear Santa Items

Wall art, door mats and pillows would be fun to decorate with too.

Dear Santa DoormatDear Santa DoormatDear Santa PillowDear Santa Pillow


Discounted Dear Santa Items

Find some more Dear Santa items on eBay:

Dear Santa ~ Please give me a Big Fat Bank Account ~ Wood Postcard

$3.95
End Date: Tuesday Dec-26-2017 17:30:12 PST
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Bath & Body Works Dear Santa, I Blame The Eggnog 3 Wick 14.5 oz Candles Lot of 2

$50.00
End Date: Tuesday Jan-9-2018 13:29:55 PST
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Williams-Sonoma DEAR SANTA CLAUS Christmas Mug - NEW Teddy Bear inside

$12.99
End Date: Wednesday Dec-13-2017 14:03:49 PST
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PRESIDENT TRUMP INAUGURAL CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT 2017 3" Dear Santa Thank You

$10.00
End Date: Friday Dec-22-2017 18:37:34 PST
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Dear Santa ~ Please give me a Big Fat Bank Account ~ Primitive Christmas Sign

$4.59
End Date: Monday Dec-18-2017 20:02:47 PST
Buy It Now for only: $4.59
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What’s Your Excuse For Santa This Year?

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One Response to Dear Santa, I Can Explain & Other Dear Santa Quotes and Excuses

  1. Aysha says:

    Everyone should have these for Christmas!! Would add some fun to a joyous occasion

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